-in the middle of cold night-

me : Hellow unnieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~
unnie : . . .
me : say something =.=
unnie : i'm mad.
me : don't tell me you're still mad from our pad thingy convo?
unnie : i am.
me : WTF UNNIE YAH HUAHAHAHA.
unnie : it's not funny! YA!
me : it is, because u're mad like a bitch on pms. oh i forgot, u're one!
unnie : but i'm the irresistible one.
me : =.=''''' i thought you're mad.
unnie : when it comes on praising my look, my anger is going on holiday to ibiza immediately.
me : fine fine, whatever things make you happy.
unnie : so, what's up?
me : how are you and oppa doin?
unnie : we're doing just fine! *smiles
me : owhh, someone just got laid yesterday! wohoo!
unnie : shuusssshh!
me : ok ok~ i just heard your new single~
unnie : how is it how is it? give me reviewww! good one!
me : do i have to?
unnie : definetely.
me : what will i get?
unnie : a kiss.
me : EWWWW! can i have oppa's kiss instead of you?
unnie : NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!
me : possesive bastard!
unnie : back to topik please *clears throat
me : yesss, dont need to talk about bolero~ havent get into my head yet. but kiss the baby sky crack me up unnie!
unnie : whyyyyy?
me : the myself prime =.= wtf is that?
unnie : ask yoocheon.
me : chunlish always amuse me! i tried to look into slank dictionary, and i . . wait, why am i talking about this? you probably don't understand.
unnie : i don't.
me : how about taking english course?
unnie : how about taking make up course?
me : =_='' i'm talking to the wrong person, ok just forget what i said earlier =.= better tell achun myself. I WANT TO TALK TO HIM!
unnie : wait a sec.

*chun~ah, she wants to talk to you!
*who? your dongsaeng?
*yes yes, quick pick it up!
*i don't want to! junsu told me not to talk to her! she's insane hyung!
*she is.
*tell her that i'm busy writing a new music sheet hyung!

unnie : chunnie said he's busy writing his new music sheet.

*HYUNGGGG! WHY DID YOU SAY THAT? AAA!

me : i can hear that achunna~

*she said she can hear you chun!

me : haish fine! don't need to talk to achun then! imma just keep talking with you then.
unnie : hmmm.
me : why did you sound uninterested? =.=
unnie : because you keep teasing me.
me : i'm not.
unnie : you are!
me : ok ok, can we just drop this topic?
unnie : fine~
me : btw unnie ya~ while searching for our lovely chunlish word on my slank dictionary~ suddenly i remember milf huahahhaa.
unnie : i'm not interested in fucking ahjumma!
me : who said you are? and in case you forgot, you're the one that being fucked here.
unnie : oh yeah sorry, got carried away.
me : then remember yani unnie? i redefined the MILF into MIFF. MAN I'D FUCK FOR. hahahaha!
unnie : OH NO! I NEED TO SAVE MY YUNNIE!
me : why?
unnie : she's always horny 24/7. I DON'T WANT HER TO STEAL MY YUNNIE BEAR! i don't want to sleep alone tonight because she will keep my lovely "bird" for herself! huaaaaa T_T
me : errr unnie~ i'm still innocent here.
unnie : innocent my ass.
me : and for the XXth times i keep saying this. YOUR ASS IS NOT INNOCENT! gahhhh! how i wish those girls who're dreaming on getting into your pants know the real you. *smirks evilly.
unnie : why? they keep dreaming of getting into my pants?
me : yes, very much so~
unnie : i'm gay. well for now.
me : what do you mean?
unnie : nothing *smiles*
me : i know you're hiding something.
unnie : nothing! sleep little girl! its getting late!
me : hmmmm, why are you trying to change the topic? *knit eyebrows
unnie : nothinggg! yaaa!
me : are you sure?
unnie : i am! ok its getting late, have work tomorrow. bye! *is doing his revenge
me : WAIT WAIT! unnie, u're so going to pay for this! the one that ends the line should be me! not you! arghhhhhhh!

*housemate at the back : stop talking to the dead line @___@
*glares to housemate

request from 24/7 horny mama-san, yani onnie HAHAHAHAH!