-on the phone-

me : hellow unnie~ *flat tone
unnie : . . . .
me : errr, hello?
unnie : ya, why are you so quiet.
me : err nothing. where's my hello?
unnie : its too late.
me : =.='' where are you?
unnie : ohhh, i'm preparing myself for inkigayo. Don't forget to watch me live!
me : so demanding =.='' uhm i will, i've downloaded tvants not for nothing unnie ya~ =p
unnie : do you want to say something?
me : how did you know? =.=
unnie : i'm not your unnie for nothing.
me : first of all, CONGRATZ UNNIE YAAAAAAA! muach muach! *makes a kissy2 sound on the phone*
unnie : awww thanks baby~
me : say it to the others too! esp my baby brother huhuh, i cried when he cried. T__T
unnie : both of you are such a crybaby.
me : YA! you suppose to feel touched by my tears.
unnie : i got a mixed feelings dongsaengah~ sad, dissapointed, happy, surprised. all in one. i didn't know that we still could snatch one of the biggest awards yesterday
me : huhuhuuh, i teared up when oppa shouted "saranghae cassiopeia" yesterday. hiks, i'm being an emo bitch.
unnie : yes, my lovely bitch. hahahaha.
me : eww, yes i know i'm lovely, thanks unnie ya hihihihih.
unnie : errr. . . errrr. . .
me : but unnie ya~ i feel a bit mellow because some BB fans said that you're a sore loser at mkmf, feel like BB slapped you right on the face coz you coulnd't win the artist daesang.
unnie : they better slap me on my butt, i don't want to mark my pretty face, it costs a lot to keep my prettiness, even your oppa always pout whenever i ask him to pay the treatment bill.
me : YAAAAA! i'm serious here. i'm okay with bigbang, i do love them, their musics are great! and i think they deserve it since dbsk only came back for 2months long?
unnie : na ah, thats why we feel so happy when the announcer announced that we won the best album, i feel like they still appreciate our existences in kpop.
me : hihihihih, i never know that you can told me those words, i thought you only know how to be pretty all the time. huahaha!
unnie : YA!
me : i'm just kidding okayyy! but baby brother's tears, hiks hiks. *pretends to hiccup
unnie : ya ya ya, dont cry dont cry! 1 cry baby is enuff, i don't want to have another one.
me : but unnie ya, i still feel quite sad about those VIPs, i know only some of them, but still T__T
unnie : they are just JAElous cause i can touch T.O.P the way i want, and they have no idea about how was the party with big bang last night. hihihihih.
me : unnie! you just used JAElous! huahaha! and the touching part sounds so wrong =.= wonder how oppa will react if he hears that. XDXDXD but i know, u're close with BigBang. bigbangshinki hihihiihihihih
unnie : ya ya ya! don't you dare to tell your oppa! i havent recover from his rough action couple days ago, and his marks are still there!
me : unnie, are you thinking what i am thinking right now?
unnie : i think so?
me : are you serious?
unnie : maybe?
me : PERVERT!
unnie : what what? @___@
me : i'm thinking that oppa will scold T.O.P, not thinking that oppa will give you a very bad punishment in bed! aaaaaaaaaaa! you one horny bitch!
unnie : upsss~ sorry, i'm quite horny right now hihih *giggles* your oppa is so sexy! huhuhu, he's changing his clothes and fixing his make up, so gorgeous!
me : stop praising your hubby, i know he's gorgeous unnie =.= and~ *smirks* tell me about your rough session! HUAHAHAH! since you spilled it, why don't you throw it away all? 8D
unnie : bad dongsaeng =.=
me : TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! or i'll tell oppa about the cute guy at night club last week.
unnie : alright alright! so yeah, he missed me so, we didn't have "IT" for nearly 2 weeks? i was very busy filming okay! huhuhu, then after i got home, he started to attack me all over the places. that night junsu and changmin went to sleepover at chunnie's house. ya, are you listening?
me : WOWOWOWOWOW. i bet for oppa's pink boxer that night was amazing? hihihihih.
unnie : don't you dare! that boxer is my favorite! huh!
me : gay.
unnie : he is, in case you forgot, i havent do a trans gender surgery here.
me : oh yah XD go on!
unnie : yah, he was like a total horny and desperate bastard, he kept flipping me back, side, front, up, and down! and kept me awake until dawn =.= i felt like dying that time, didn't have any energy left even to sit up and wash my body. Too tired! your oppa is like one sexually desperate bull!
me : HE IS! uahahahahhahahaha! *is laughing* eh unnie ya, no wonder i saw a fancam that oppa was like dragged you away from the car. DONT TELL ME WHAT I'M THINKING IS TRUE!
unnie : unfortunately, it is.
me : WHUAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
unnie : oh crap! i gotta go dongsaengie, the show is about to start in15minutes! needs to be ready, and omg! i need to cover my pimples here! aaaa! *is panic
me : bratty princess.
unnie : your oppa loves this princess.
me : whatever. because you claimed yourself as one hot princess, then i'm also a princess! having a princess as my sister brother, doesn't that make me a princess too? hihihih.
unnie : shut up. gotta go, cya!
me : MUACHHHH! and i shall open my TVants then.
unnie : watch me! and don't melt because of my sexiness. hahahah! *evil laugh
me : you wish! *ends the line
unnie : YA BAD HABBIT! *talks to the dead line

-at the back-

oppa : Joongie ya! quick come here! we're about to start! stop scolding your poor cellphone! quick! or you won't get the usual peck!
unnie : AAAAAAAA! NO YUNHO YA! DON'T YOU DARE.