me : UNNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
unnie : yah! bad dongsaengie! where've you been?!
me : i didn't even get a hello? *pretends to hiccup
unnie : oh yeah, hellow.
me : i thought u're busy, and why you didnt call me first?!
unnie : uhm uhm uhm. . .
me : i know u're trying to find another lame reason. CEH!
unnie : okay, forget it!
me : how's ur day?
unnie : listen dongsaengie, and set your ears, i'm going to complain about a lot of things.
me : i'm used to.
unnie : owh shut up! okay listen, i'm fuckin tired dongsaengie! huaaaaaa! i had to get up early and went to bed late, damn! and i'm lonely. i'm fckin alone there! T___T''' i miss my human pillow.
me : then, why u didnt take a rest today? =.='' u're free!
unnie : my human pillow kept me awake.
me : haha! unnie, tell you what XD oppa told me and he was complaining that he couldnt contact u at all. i think he missed you damn much. XD and be careful unnie, a sexually frustrated seme is not good for ur ass. dont want to limp the next day, do u? haha.
unnie : i know! i was busy okay, so couldnt pick up his phone, and i'm too tired to sweet talk with him! geez.
me : well well, u don't love him anymore? haha.
unnie : what? NOOOOOOOOO! i'm just tired, but i think he got what he wanted, he kissed me the whole night. i think that my birthmark is double coloured right now.
me : HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHHAHA! don't be too cold on him XD or he might be desperate.
unnie : yes, desperate about me. awwww~ my yunho is so cuteee! mmumuuuu.
me : errr errr, errrrrr! stop that, its nasty unnie!
unnie : why are you so mean? dont you miss ur unnie?
me : i am. well, oh well. OH I GOT SOMETHING TO TELL U!
unnie : what is it?
me : i know u're the nicest, prettiest and the most gorgeous unnie alive in this world.
unnie : I AM!
me : i'm just kidding okay!
unnie : if you're serious, i also dont mind. hehe. *giggles*
me : aaah! unnie! tell dad to break up with her!
unnie : why so sudden?
me : you know i hate theeemm! they made me lost my feeling towards my beloved couple. *pretends to hiccup again
unnie : why why? u know that i don't like them also. but what can i do?
me : USE UR CHUNGNAM'S JINX UNNIE! HUHUHUUH, can't u see that i'm begging here?
unnie : . . . . are u that despo?
me : YES I AM!
unnie : dongsaengah, U'RE REALLY MY DONGSAENG! HAHAHAH! now i can work my plan! because that stupid JungYunHo decided not to help me since he didnt want to interfere with his dongsaengs's life!
me : I KNOW THAT U'RE MY UNNIE NOT FOR NOTHING!
unnie : why i feel we're so evil?
me : yes. you are.
unnie : no, you are.
me : you!
unnie : you!
me : fine! we are!
unnie : better that way.
me : so?
unnie : so?
me : this isn't going anywhere.
unnie : fine, i'll try to persuade junsu.
me : if cannot?
unnie : i'll call kim ahjumma to tell her my made up story.
me : HAHAHAHA ILU UNNIE! MARRY ME!
unnie : i'm gay.
me : oh well, i forgot. sorry. :p
unnie : i'm tired dongsaengie~
me : WHAT? NO! I STILL WANT TO TALK TO YOU!
unnie : tomorrow okaaay?
me : fine tomorrow. i havent ask you about how is oppa doing ;____;
unnie : tomorrowww!
me : OKAY! anyway, send my kissy kissy regards to achun! HAHAH, and baby bro also! 8D
unnie : for me?
me : like i care?
unnie : damn =.=
me : cya unnie! talk to u later! muachh! *ends the line
unnie : YAH! BAD HABIT!

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OMFG.
ITS DOGGY STYLE FOR GOD'S SAKE!
8DDDDDDDD

-is trying to spot yunho who was rushing to backstage to take the lube and condom-

told ya they're exhibitionist!

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oh anyway, i need to get this out of my system or i can't breathe properly.

SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH.
seriously, TALK TO URSELF 1ST MISSY BEFORE U TALK ABOUT SOMEONE'S ELSE!
what? still thinking that u're the best?
OWHEMGEHH. LOL.

i know stupid people can get smarter if they try to learn and want to learn.
but there's always an exception for everything.
YES YOU! YOU!
you never can get any smarter, eventhough you learn for the rest of ur life.
ur fckin retarded brain is just too retard to swallow all those good things.
ceh!!!!!
and mind you, just keep on thinking that u're everyone's beloved.
but in fact, u're their hatred target. HAHAHAHA.

well, just go fuck urself, since i believe that u can reproduce by urself like an amoeba since no one wants to lay a finger on you. LOL.

and i made new friend yesterday! her name is chantal 8D she's miki's partner in crime i believe XD hahahahah!
and we had a very great 3some on YM yesterday xP

see miki, i've told you i'm so going to post this convo! hahaha! u better run to save ur innocent image xP innocent my ass. LIAR!

miki park: lets do it here. please
Chantal Chua: LOOOOL
pinkumilkymilk: great
Chantal Chua: the 3some?
pinkumilkymilk: hahahahha!
Chantal Chua: i lol
pinkumilkymilk: XD
miki park: cause my msn sucks
miki park: YES 3 some
pinkumilkymilk: 3some in the middle of a night
miki park: WTFUCKERY
pinkumilkymilk: awww XD
Chantal Chua: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
miki park: milk ur brain*FRIES IT*
Chantal Chua: you have the same brain
Chantal Chua: i should fry them both
miki park: YES. THANK YOU
Chantal Chua: *giggles*
pinkumilkymilk: i'm innocentttttttttttttt
pinkumilkymilk: trust me i am
miki park: we have establish that me and milk have the same brain
miki park: but yours is worst coco
miki park: WTF. LIAR.
Chantal Chua: looool
Chantal Chua: same brain as you cara
Chantal Chua: and how is my brain worst?
miki park: WINGS= SMUT AND INCEST.
pinkumilkymilk: OH DAMN I LOVE INCEST
miki park: we only do smuts
miki park: not so much of incest.
pinkumilkymilk: i love all forbidden things! hahaha!
Chantal Chua: WAHAHAHAHA.
Chantal Chua: ganun?
miki park: OKAI MILK's BRAIN IS THE WORST
Chantal Chua: tsk tsk tsk
Chantal Chua: milk, we need to completely revamp her brain, don't you agree?
pinkumilkymilk: absolutely agree!
miki park: NOOOOO
miki park: oh gaaad.
Chantal Chua: YES!
miki park: think of all the yoosu smut memories
miki park: and the topping jae and key fantasies
Chantal Chua: i know! it must be the perfect landscape to dig round
pinkumilkymilk: omg darls
miki park: yes key.
pinkumilkymilk: everytime i see "key" word
pinkumilkymilk: i always imagining him and his gayness
Chantal Chua: me too@
Chantal Chua: yay! key is teh gay
miki park: DUHH thats what he's known forrr
Chantal Chua: I SWEAR
pinkumilkymilk: but key needs to learn how to be an ultimate uke from jae!
Chantal Chua: LOOOOL~
miki park: YUNKEY
miki park: !!!!
Chantal Chua: OMFG
Chantal Chua: I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT!
pinkumilkymilk: damn, jaejoong is so going to chase key away with his beloved frying pan
pinkumilkymilk: btw miki, are u still trying to figure out how to top jae?
miki park: YES.
miki park: im on the planning phase.
Chantal Chua: I WANT TO SEE THE FINAL OUTPUT
miki park: i might do this in their next thailand concert
miki park: or in malaysia.
miki park: IM SERIOUS GUYS
pinkumilkymilk: no! dont!
pinkumilkymilk: u cannot do that in thailanddddd
pinkumilkymilk: xD
miki park: when then?
Chantal Chua: WHY NOT?
pinkumilkymilk: jae likes to go massage with his beloved yunho around!
Chantal Chua: aw, danger
pinkumilkymilk: in malaysia better darl
pinkumilkymilk: we can kidnap jae
miki park: malaysia it then.
pinkumilkymilk: since jae likes to stroll around just to see his fans
Chantal Chua: i want pictures
Chantal Chua: thank you very much
pinkumilkymilk: we can kidnap him to our hotel room XD
Chantal Chua: also, an autograph would be great
pinkumilkymilk: what pictures? im gonna show u the video!
Chantal Chua: a video of the hotel room, pra
pinkumilkymilk: hahahhahaha
Chantal Chua: THERE!
Chantal Chua: I LOVE IT
Chantal Chua: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
miki park: YOU SHOULD COME WITH US
pinkumilkymilk: pictures are so yesterday XD moving things are much more alive
pinkumilkymilk: yes u shud! then we become trio ninja
pinkumilkymilk: or charlie's angels XD
pinkumilkymilk: which one i dont mind haha XD
miki park: WTF. trio ninja
miki park: hahahahahaha
Chantal Chua: where'd that come from?
miki park: from milk
Chantal Chua: I MEAN, WHAT MADE HER SAY IT?
Chantal Chua: looool
pinkumilkymilk: my brain made me XD
pinkumilkymilk: i even dunno how my brain works ;____;
Chantal Chua: welcome to my world
pinkumilkymilk: wait, brb for 15minutes XD
Chantal Chua: SURE!
pinkumilkymilk: http://photo1.9you.com/pic/userphoto/77/90/2037237790/iewt1226154699.jpg oh damn, ass *im random here
miki park: WTF milk
pinkumilkymilk: http://photo1.9you.com/pic/userphoto/77/90/2037237790/sfcy1226155265.jpg GOD, ITS DOGGY STYLE! *i died
Chantal Chua: woah, so random
Chantal Chua: LOOOL
Chantal Chua: OMFG
miki park: ur perverted milk
miki park: ILOVEYOU
Chantal Chua: BOTH OF YOUR BRAINS
Chantal Chua: GAAAAH
miki park: i cant view the effin pics my net is dying on me
Chantal Chua: AWWWW. TLG?
Chantal Chua: I MEAN, REALLY?
Chantal Chua: looool
miki park: oo
miki park: REALLY!!!
miki park: whats with the pic?
miki park: someone describe it to me!!!
Chantal Chua: JAEJOONG BENDED OVER
pinkumilkymilk: if u inet decides to be nice, u shud open XD its fckin doggy style XDDDDDDDDDDDD!
miki park: of what?
miki park: OF WHAT?
miki park: WHERE IS YUNHO
Chantal Chua: NOWHERE
pinkumilkymilk: yunho is going to backstage to take some lubes and condom HAHAHHAHA
Chantal Chua: wahahahahah
Chantal Chua: i like the way your mind works
pinkumilkymilk: they're exhibisionist, gonna do "it" on the stage XD;;;;
miki park: wtf milk.
miki park: are you on drugs.
Chantal Chua: can we get a vid of that?
Chantal Chua: LOOOL
Chantal Chua: CARA, YOU'RE ALWAYS LIKE THAT WITH ME
Chantal Chua: DON'T GO ASKING HER
Chantal Chua: loooooooooooool
miki park: I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU POST THIS CONVO ON YOUR BLOG
miki park: im gonnna dieee
pinkumilkymilk: dont act innocent darl XD
Chantal Chua: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Chantal Chua: OMG, ALL YOUR SECRETS CARA
Chantal Chua: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
pinkumilkymilk: oh i will! dont worry HAHAHAHAH
miki park: im all innocent here
miki park: im too young for this
pinkumilkymilk: LIAR.
Chantal Chua: LIAR
Chantal Chua: LIAR
miki park: i should be calling you unnie-vi
pinkumilkymilk: WHAT UNNIE?
miki park: yes unnie
pinkumilkymilk: noo! i swear if u call me with unnie, i;m gonna kick u right in the ass
miki park: and what the heck happen to "brb 15min"
miki park: HAHHAHA
pinkumilkymilk: oh yeah! i forgottt!
miki park: i ISH SCARED
Chantal Chua: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
pinkumilkymilk: my clothes still on the dryer! BRB for real! XD
Chantal Chua: HAHAHAHAH
Chantal Chua: SURE
miki park: my brain is only half perverted
Chantal Chua: NO
miki park: unlike milk.
Chantal Chua: IT'S FULLY PERVERTED
miki park: WTF. the lies
Chantal Chua: TRUTH
miki park: brb i need to take the fone call
Chantal Chua: sure
miki park: im dead
Chantal Chua: WHY?
miki park: my net is dead
Chantal Chua: awwwwww
pinkumilkymilk: im backkkk
pinkumilkymilk: but cannot stay for too long
Chantal Chua: welcome back!
Chantal Chua: awwwww
pinkumilkymilk: im damn sleepy ;___;
Chantal Chua: awwwww, it's okay
Chantal Chua: you should sleep
pinkumilkymilk: and dream something noty?
pinkumilkymilk: XDDDDDD
Chantal Chua: yes!
Chantal Chua: of course
miki park: WTF.
miki park: my brain.
pinkumilkymilk: whats wrong with ur brain?
miki park: i need to go too cause i have church tom
pinkumilkymilk: oh damn miki
miki park: my brain has yoosu porn in them
Chantal Chua: me too
Chantal Chua: i have church tom
pinkumilkymilk: go to church to confess ur sin tomorrow
miki park: yes.
pinkumilkymilk: then make a new sin again on monday
miki park: OMFG. milk. behave *spanks you*
Chantal Chua: loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Chantal Chua: and you're behaving?
Chantal Chua: you're spanking her
pinkumilkymilk: talk to urself 1st darl XD;;
miki park: LOOOL.
pinkumilkymilk: aww i like spanking, kinkyyyyyyyyyyyy
Chantal Chua: definitely kinky
pinkumilkymilk: okayy then
pinkumilkymilk: i better go to bed alsooo
Chantal Chua: alrighty~
miki park: byebye porn stars
Chantal Chua: byeeeee~ the both of you
Chantal Chua: LOOOOOOOOOOOL
pinkumilkymilk: damn pron stars
Chantal Chua: ILU~
miki park: I LOVE YOU
Chantal Chua: byeeee~
Chantal Chua: be safe!
miki park: i will
pinkumilkymilk: i'm not the star miki! i'm the producer
pinkumilkymilk: LOL!
miki park: ohh i know that =_=
miki park: ttyl guys
Chantal Chua: BYEEEE~
pinkumilkymilk: okay okay XD i shud end it here
miki park: LOVE YOU *kisses*
pinkumilkymilk: cya guys!