just because i miss unnie so. . . .

*over the phone in the middle of the night*

unnie : hello?
me : UNNIE YAAAAA! MISS YAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAA!
unnie : ya! stop shouting, i don't want to be deaf in such a young age like this.
me : drama queen!
unnie : the sexy one.
me : EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
unnie : what's up?
me : just miss ya! that's all huhuhuhuhu. how's work?
unnie : dead tired! but its a good thing that i got enough rest these past few days, because no activity in Japan, and they pushed back the date for smtown.
me : err well, i thought u suppose to be happy? got enuff rest, so you wouldn't get any wrinkles near your eyes :p
unnie : of course! have to stay pretty all the time. no? wohoo~ the pretty jung jae joong 8D but im glad they decided to postpone it. the situation isn't very safe to travel right?
me : just say that u're afraid the riot is getting out of hand, and you would't make it for your next appointment at beauty salon! geez!
unnie : wohooo, you know me so well *winks2
me : how's oppa doing?
unnie : horny bastard as always.
me : but you like it, don't need to be so whiny.
unnie : sex is good for your health, it makes you look younger than your age!
me : thanks to the so called sperm unnie yah~ eh wait? why are we talking about this? I'M INNOCENT HERE!
unnie : innocent my ass.
me : your ass is not innocent last time i checked it.
unnie : WHUT?!
me : don't shout! i thought a real lady have to speak with manner?
unnie : don't need to be polite with annoying kid like you.
me : annoying but loveable! i know you love me so! aaaaaa!
unnie : shut up kid.
me : ehm unnie yah, how's your planning phase to destroy the most unwanted couple going?
unnie : it didn't work! i need to find another way =.= they just made up!
me : WHAT? WHAT? give the phone to junsu! i need to talk to him!
unnie : mwo?

*whispers in the back : junsu yah~ she wants to talk with you*

appa : hello~
me : YA APPAAAAAAAAA!
appa : don't shout kid!
me : appa! geez! why don't you break up with her! aaaa! why did u make up with her! aaaaa!
appa : errr, i'm lonely here.
me : go find achun, he will be more than happy to bed you.
appa : WHUT?! ARE YOU INSANE?!
me : you better be gay appa T_T can't you see i almost cry here? ;___;
appa : of course cannot, we're talking over the phone here in case you forgot.
me : WHUA APPA, WHEN DID YOU BECOME SO SMART? HUAHAHA!
appa : i take it as a compliment.
me : whatever, break up with her, and go find achun! he's lots better than her! achun is way better! appa! do you hear me? if you don't break with her, i'm so going to jinx you to be impotent, and i'm so gonna go to korea to confront her, and i will hunt her down with unnie's chungnam jinx, and i will. . . *blablablabla, and the list goes on*

*whispers at the back : HYUNG! SHE'S GOING CRAZY! *throws the phone to JaeJoong*

me : do you hear me?! listen appa! i'm so going to . . .
unnie : it's me.
me : *freeze
unnie : myaw?
me : YOU YOU! WHERE'S APPA?!
unnie : he ranaway for his sanity's sake. she said you're going crazy.
me : haish! unnie, you better make another plan! haish!
unnie : it's alright, its fall season, the season to quarrel and break up with your loved ones.
me : =_____='' don't tell me you are quarreling with oppa right now?
unnie : of course not! we're hawt! on fire! huahahha!
me : feels like a steak. LOL!
unnie : i'm one hot steak in the bed! rawr.
me : WTF UNNIE! btw unnie yah~ i watched a show about booty this evening.
unnie : then?
me : i feel like most of guys prefer girls with booty and big breast, then i remember you suddenly.
unnie : why me?
me : your butt is like fuckin FLAT! huahahahaha!
unnie : YA! but your oppa like it.

*whispers at the back again : its better if you got a sexy ass like junsu, jaejoongah.*
*OH SHUT UP YUNNIE YAH! OR YOU WON'T GET ANY TONITE.*
*NO! DON'T DO THAT TO ME! i was kidding jae baby. please please!*
*we talk about it later after i'm done with this phone call!*

me : wohohohoho, someone is mad. hihihihih. *giggles
unnie : listen kid, the size doesn't matter!
me : then?
unnie : it's the skill that matters the most. *grin
me : WHAT?! HAHAHAHAHAH.
unnie : skills and tightness 8D i know i'm great. *giggles like a mad girl
me : MY BRAIN IS FRIED. ALL THANKS TO YOU!
unnie : *grin and giggles like a mad girl.
me : stop giggling, i feel like talking to a girl. eh i forgot you're a woman with something hanging in there!
unnie : hush! its yunnie's little plaything. 8D
me : stop killing my sanity here. =_='' oh anyway, its late. can i talk to oppa for a sec?
unnie : hold on!

*gives the phone to yunho*

me : oppa!
oppa : yes dongsaeng?
me : will you screw him later?
oppa : *blush* why did you ask that question! its a private question!
me : don't need to hide it anymore, unnie is so bold when it comes to that part. huahaha.
oppa : i want to, but he's like a bitch on PMS right now. kept kicking me everytime i got near him.
me : kick him back right at the back 8D
oppa : hahaha, smart girl.
me : i am. and i think unnie is really on PMS. why don't you buy a pad for him? *grin grin
oppa : i'm . . .

*suddenly something interrupts the conversation

unnie : YA LISTEN! I'M NOT A GIRL, I DON'T NEED A FUCKIN PAD EVEN IF I'M ON PMS MODE.
me : how did you know?
unnie : he put the phone in the loudspeaker just now.
me : OH CRAP. OPPA WHY DID YOU DO THAT!
unnie : you! listen!
me : I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN YOUR LECTURE NOW. BYE! *ends the phone
unnie : YA YA! DON'T END THE PHONE LIKE THAT! I'M NOT FINISH YET! AND I DON'T NEED A FUCKIN PAD! I DON'T BLEED THAT WAY!
oppa : joongie, stop shouting. it makes you look crazy, shouting to a dead line.
unnie : AND YOU SAID I'M CRAZY?!!!! *is putting a pissed face*

-and the rest of the night is history in dongbang's house-

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P.S : i didn't realize i made the convo this long! huahahaha! got carried away. and anyway, apologize if anyone feel offended with this convo! oh i forgot, i'm the owner of this blog, i can write anything i want xP

and my unnie looks pretty tempting whenever he pouts like this :D
its not surprising at all if oppa couldn't stand his urge to glomp unnie right in the place.

unnie nomu yeppo~ 8D
*singing and dancing like a madgirl.

uhhh i LOVE my unnie ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥



and trust me that oppa did this kind of face that time.

oppa : ♥____________♥ *stares
unnie : *steals a glance at oppa
oppa : still ♥___________♥ *stares hungrily
unnie : *starts to shudder
oppa : ♥___♥ ♥___♥ ♥___♥ ♥___♥ ♥___♥
unnie : *seriously afraid with the stares right now
oppa : rawr joongie yah~ *licks his bottom lips* ♥___♥

and i rest my case ;D you probably know what would happen next 8D
i guess a lil bit more drama won't hurt xP

Yoosumin's reaction towards jae's pouting scene :



Yoochun : omo~ hyung is so pretty *steals a glance at junsu, and wish that junsu could pout like that with his butt, not his mouth 8D
Junsu : yah yoocheon! see, i'm cuter here! *makes a cute pose
Changmin : oh damn, yunho hyung is so dead right now, *turns his head and feels a bad aura comes from yoosu* oh crap, yoocheon is going to sleep at my bedroom tonight. i know it T_T me and my private time. *cries inside his heart

and where's the almighty YunHo appa?



Yunho : STUPID BLOOD, DON'T COME OUT DON'T COME OUT! its still in the middle of the show. STUPID BLOOD DONT COME OUT! *gulps* calm down yunho yah~ calm down. breathe~ breathe. *takes a deep breathe*. SHIT, why jaejoong has to be that tempting and sexy?! geez joongie, u're so going to face the consequences of seducing the great JungYunho!

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