me : unnieeee unnieeeee!!! u gotta see this!
unnie : what's wrong? i'm busy fixing my hair dongsaeng-ah.
me : haiyah unnie! just come for a while! oppa wouldnt be home so soon unnie =.=
unnie : fine, what's wrong?
me : my friend sent me this conversation.
unnie : huh? what are u talking about kid?
me : my friend sent me this! the convo between her sister and her friend. u gotta see this.
unnie : okay2.
me : btw unnie, warn u first, he's a GUY. straight guy actually but but. .
unnie : but what? =.=''' my patience is running thin with this kid.
me : ya unnie ya! don't be like this, u better read this first, then conclude urself.

him : duh.. kali lihat jaejoong, asa gimana yah gw teh... dia teh cantik.. sekaligus cakep.. tapi juga imut.. kalem.. tapi cerewet dia tipe gw bgt
him : iya yah sayang... tp mau dia cowok juga gw ttp pengen punya dia... suaranya.. lembut... gw kalo denger suaranya kayak terbang ke langit
him : gw pas lihat MV purple line.. lihat jaejoong nari sembari nyanyi... jantung gw deg deg an lihatnya senyum2 sendiri nih gw.. giman ayah
him : iyah, gw nonton pas bagian jaejoong jatuh, trs lgsg dirangkul, pandang2 an sm uknow ... hati gw... sakit lgsg gw matiin itu video.. ga sanggup lagi ntnnya
him : jj uda punya pacar beyum?
her : si yunho da.. dy kan ghei
him : OH YESS GW ADA KESEMPATAN

me : see unnie? he turned gay for you.
unnie : . . . .
me : unnie? unnie?
unnie : i'm so fucked up, well, but i don't care. Its not my fault that i'm pretty and irresistible, its God's fault to make me one.
me : don't steal my motto unnie ya =.='''
unnie : i'm ur unnie. respect me!
me : fine, suit urself.
unnie : how old is he?
me : 15 i think.
unnie : WHAT?! I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE OKAY.
me : did i say that u are?
unnie : don't tell ur oppa, or he will laugh his ass off. or maybe he will show an inappropriate jealousy.
me : its JAElousy unnie ya! HUAHAHAHA.
unnie : ya ya ya u little kid!
me : eww unnie, u just made a straight guy turned gay. i think he's the xxth guys. i lost count after those 6guys before.
unnie : It's not my fault.
me : i know =.='' don't need to repeat again.
unnie : it will be a different story if he comes to me with newest BMW and new apartment's key. i wonder how much he got in his bank account.
me : *sweatdropped* unnie yah O_O''' he just a mere 15years old kid okay? i never know that u also take interest in younger boys. LOL. better tell oppa after this.
unnie : YAAA LITTLE KID! don't u dareeee! shut ur mouth up, or i'll make u.
me : don't want to! unless u tell me something.
unnie : spill.
me : where were u last night? *giggles*
unnie : went out drinking.
me : drinking or flirting?
unnie : drinking! =.=''''
me : or flirting? hihihihihi. tell me tell me!
unnie : fine, i went out drinking but did a little flirting. hihihi, u know i saw a very cute guy yesterday.
me : then then?
unnie : he approached me of course xD and bought me drink. He's cute, but ur oppa cuter.
me : lovesick.
unnie : then he gave me a goodbye kiss after that.
me : OMG, GOTTA TELL OPPA BOUT THIS. HUAHAH.
unnie : fuck, what did i say? forgot about this dongsaengah! pity ur unnie.
me : huhuhuhu *evil laugh* bribe me.
unnie : U LITTLE DEVIL!
me : bribe me or i'll tell oppa lalalala~ humm, i wonder what will happen. He will ignore u for a week? or he will cut ur credit card limit this month? wkwkwkwkwk.
unnie : FINE FINE! tell me what u want.
me : *hands a pink paper with lots of things inside*
unnie : DAYLIGHT ROBBERYYYYYY!
me : =p buy it, or i'll tell oppa.
unie : fine u little devil. geez! wonder why i have a very ungrateful dongsaeng like u.
me : u love me anyway.
unnie : i love hubby more.
me : like i love u more unnie.
unnie : u love me that much dongsaengie~
me : confident much?

*suddenly*

oppa : oh, i love u that much jaejoongie~
unnie : hubby! *glomps*
oppa : how's ur day baby?
unnie : its been fineee! until that devil sister of mine decided to disturb me.
oppa : what did u do to ur oppa?
me : its unnie for me LOL don't want to call him oppa hahahah. i didnt do anything *winks*
unnie : liar!
me : fine, oppa, i got one story to tell!
unnie : NO NO, SHE'S BEEN A GOOD GIRL TODAY.
oppa : u two are weird.
unnie : nothing nothing chagiya, better take a shower. u stink.
oppa : join me?
unnie : *blushes like a madman*
oppa : *plants kisses all over unnie*
me : GO GET A ROOM U TWO, MY INNOCENT EYES! FUCK!

Note : the conversation is made up, but the one in the box is REAL STORY.

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anyway, today's view is so pretty 8D







pretty right? 8D