song dedication to yoosu couple for the 2nd time ;) [ err, i mean Mr. Park YooChun, thanks.]

note : the words in italic & brackets are my words. ;)

************************

If i were gay - Stephen Lynch
(for junsu only. . )

Here we are dear old friend
(old friend? i though he's love of your life yoochun-ah. .)
You and I drunk again
(there's no you and i. There's only US 8D, unless you are a girl named amanda)
Laughs have been had and tears have been shed
(do you mean u cry and he keep staring at you, or even pinch your nose xD)
Maybe the whiskey has gone to my head
(your head only yoochun-ah, don't taint his innocence =.=)

But if I were gay, I would give you my heart
(but, u are not gay, and u gave him your heart already, too bad he rejected it. T.T)
And if I were gay you'd be my work of art
(or your work of sex? *batting eyelashes*)
If I were gay we would swim in romance
(or u force him to swim in your undying love?)
But I'm not gay so get your hand out of my pants.
(YES U R GAY FOR HIM, SO JUST ADMIT U LIKE HIS HANDS ON UR PANT. uppss btw, i shud correct the sentence into "but i'm gay only for you, so please insert your hands to my pants.)

Its not that I don't care, I do
(yes, u care about him too much yet he never give a damn about you.)
I just don't see myself in you
(JunSu : he only wants my duckbutt!)
Another time another scene
(another scene of yoochun tryin too hard to grope junsu's butt)
I'd be rigt behind you if you know what I mean.
(always, you always give your shoulder for him to cry on)

If I were gay I would give you my soul
(as i told u before, yes u're gay for him.)
If I were gay I would give you my whole being
(u gave him. period)
If I were gay we would tear down the walls
(u alone tear down the walls coz u're being madly in love with him)
But I'm not gay so why don't you stop cupping my ball hands
(he never cup ur balls. maybe in your wet dream 8D)

We've never hugged, we've never kissed
(U HUGGED HIM SO MANY TIMES! REMEMBER, THERE'S NO WAY U PASS A DAY WITHOUT TOUCHING HIM!)
I've never been intimate with your fist.
(yes, never with the fist, but with the butt)
You have opened brand new doors
Get over here and drop your........ *to be filled later)

*************

GO YOOCHUN! MAKE HIM YOURS AND YOURS ONLY!
PARK YOOCHUN HWAITINGGG!
MAKES JUNSU YOURS, AND CLAIM HIS DUCKBUTT!
8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

sorry taesu's fans ;) too bad, i couldnt approve their relationship.
well, i used to approve taesu, but i have my own reason to stop supporting taesu couple and back to my OTP, yoosu.
what's the reason? the question is for me to keep and for you to guess. ;)