so mommy sent me a bottle of FUCKIN FISH OIL. i'm so going to die.
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then mommy called me.

mom : have you received the fish oil?
me : i have no idea why you want me to drink that smelly oil mom.
mom : it's for your own goodness.
me : what?
mom : so you can get smarter.
me : mom, are you insulting this lovely daughter of yours?
mom : no.
me : then? you said i'm stupid in another way!
mom : no. i just want you to become smarter.
me : i am mom. fyi, my IQ is 136 just in case you forgot. don't say you want me to be the next einstein coz i know i can't. =__=
mom : i know you're a smart girl. but sometimes i can't stand your way of thinking.
me : . . . thanks mom =___='''''
mom : don't forget to drink it 3times a day! if you forget, say byebye to extra allowance for shopping. [wow, she knows my weak spot so well.]
me : fine. *LONG SIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
mom : good girl. now i have to hang up. busy as usual.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IS THAT A WAY TO COMPLIMENT THAT YOUR DAUGHTER IS SMART. HUWEEE.
*dies*
i totally can't understand my mom. i thought fish oil is for children?
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