Instant GAY ACCENT MouthSpray



Exquisite breathmist for the discerning mouth. . .

Perfumed with a touch of mint. . .

Scientifically engineered with a touch of class. . .

***

Ever wondered where those cute gay boys learned to talk like that?
Like they're citizens of a hard-to-place foreign country, like Britain or Switerland.

Now, thanks to Jesus Had A Sister Production, having an authentic gay accent has never been easier. Our patented extreme voice enhancing formula instantly puts the sizzle in your "S", tightens your "T", and perfectly pinches you lips for pristine pronunciation.

Charm the pants off a stranger or simply have unbridled fun! Enjoy the upper hand at job interviews and casting calls, knowing when you talk people are going to listen instantly!

***

Directions for use : take cap off spray bottle. Aim bottle at open mouth and depress pump action atomizer. The more the spray - the more the gay! For first time users, expect mild consonant softening and prolonged vowels. The urge to call everyone "darling/baby/honey" will pass after a few days. Keep out of reach of children and small pets. In the event of a fashion emergency, this product can be used as temporary hairspray. Simply spray on hair and style as usual.

"Now, being a gay is just a douche away!"





***

HAHAHAHAHA, CUTE RIGHT?
;DDDD
i bought this cute cute spray when i visited liang court this afternoon to buy some weider jellys for fellow friends.
the shop called "amoeba", and it has a lot of cute stuff! as you know, milk is a total sucker for cute and kinky things. no wonder some people has been calling me pinkykinky
if i almost couldn't control my hands, and felt the urge to snatch all things in front my eyes!
ended up buying this gay accent spray and a cute cute box [and i have no idea when i will use those 2 xP]

next target : Bitch mouth spray, British accent mouth spray, and shit list! ;D